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pitsu-pitsu: theprophetlilith: the1janitor: THEY'D BE...
THEY'D BE SLAUGHTERED IMMEDIATELY
"Now go, unleash hell." MY NEW WATCHWORD.Wonderwoman: teaching little girls to slaughter bigots since 1941
castielinablanket: lightspeedsound: manybodies: lightspeedsoun...
I can't stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.
….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.
Hermione Granger also:
- punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot
- purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)
- literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that's so fucking 007)
- Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her "potential")
- Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort's plot with Harry
- Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort's plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else
in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that's why he wants to kill her so bad.
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
Hermione Granger and "That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn't Die"
Hermione Granger and "That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me"
Hermione Granger and "That Time I Was a Time Lord"
Hermione Granger and "That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry's Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me."
Hermione Granger and "That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won"
Hermione Granger and "That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody's else's work that wasn't mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT"
Hermione Granger and "That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts"
If Hermione had been The Chosen One Voldemort would have been defeated while she was still in her crib.
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ostracizedpoodle: *gets down on one knee* will you go away
*gets down on one knee* will you go away
90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
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90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
That was until asuka nearly suffocated him moments later, he...
That was until asuka nearly suffocated him moments later, he might have changed his mind after.
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for anyone curious as to whether or not you can make spaghetti in a tea kettle
the answer is yes
Fucking shinji
Fucking shinji
My dad's wallet is always like this, which is why every...
My dad's wallet is always like this, which is why every week i go through my wallet so it doesn't get to this point, sometimes though it is very costanza like.
jthenr-comics-vault: CLICK CLICK CLICK
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korreninthesky: mista-beef: wow and this is why we...
wow and this is why we need feminism this is not okay
remind me again how rape culture isn't real
fatalismulier: I wish people would learn the difference between "OMG I want to live in the 50's!! I...
I wish people would learn the difference between "OMG I want to live in the 50's!! I was born in the wrong era!!"
And "I appreciate the vintage aesthetic and wish it was easy and commonplace to adopt that kind of style in today's world."
Because, as much as I love pompadours and winged eyeliner, I also love having rights.
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onlyalittlelion: ahorsecalledhonour: LOVE HOW HE...
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